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"did you know ♥♥♥ is a acutal word?
"~doug 2015

"he'z gay, how can he have an girlfrined?"
~Doug 2015

What day is the fourth of july?"
~Doug 2015

*calls pizza hut* *pizza hut picks up and says hey doug*

Kanye West came from poor and is now a high being, he is not good for president
~Doug 2015

Luke droped his iPhone and it got a crack, iPhones are not as effictive as an android
~Doug 2015

*Orders a car, cant remember where he bought it or the make, model, year, or when it it will arrive
~Doug 2015

"Wait so your teacher said 420 and he didnt get fired?"
Doug 2015

"She is wareing an shirt that says Satan, how is she not dress coded? Once can be suspended for wearing cannibis, how is Satan not banned?
~Doug 2015

*someone at the homie malcums school kills himself(NOT FUNNY) Doug says"Wait you are lieing, I'm on the school webiste and it dosnt say he killed himself?
~Doug 2015

Malcum you are lying, im reading reviews for your school and it says nothing about the suicide, why do you think you can lie and get away with it?
~Doug 2015

If I report jquan to the principle for cannabis abuse, people will respect me'
~Doug 2015

*Finds my Doug quote wall of shame, reviews it and yells at me for spelling things wrong

"But Satan is a race"
~Doug

*Reads doug wall of shame, reads it and looks up info to prove he's right
~Doug

*checks the school planer handbook to prove that Satan shirts are banned
~Doug 2015

"your brother is going to the volleyball game? I didn't know we had a male volleyball team"
~Doug 2015

"I accidently watched gay porn for 30 min"
~Doug 2015

"i had to change my steam password because micheal knew my lunch number"
~Doug 2015

"you know i have access to every girl in the school because i'm on the debate team"
~Doug 2015

"I would take it in the ass becasue it might feel good"
~Doug 2015

"Who is ♥♥♥♥♥♥?"
~Doug 2015

* andrew said "I have a headace" then doug asks "Wait is it your neck or your head that hurts?"
~Doug 2015

*hears a steam message getting recived thru a really ♥♥♥♥♥ mic Doug says "I can see you typing"
~Doug 2015

"Who wants to be Jewish?"
~Doug 2015

I dont get why people like ass and boobs, they are just sacks of skin
~Doug 2015

*ethan asks "what are you going to do during the nuclear winter? Doug "I dont know blankets and stuff"
~Doug 2015

"But Africa is still in the B.C century"
~Doug 2015

"I lost my laptop cleaning my room"
~Doug 2015

"if i had to choose an ethnicity i would be hispanic"
~Doug 2015

*skips school and plays fallout 4 for 11 hours straight

"So many people like know my adress" "like who" "uuuhhh pasports and stuff"
~Doug x John 2015

"What is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? A Jock?"
~Doug 2015

"I made spent 5 hours buliding a settlement so I could starve everyone in it"
~Doug 2015

"Being gay is a trend"
~Doug 2015

"The france people got bombed, pathetic"
~Doug 2015

"Micheal gave me his phone and I texted Alex 'I just join ISIS' I hope hes one some list now"
~Doug 2015

*Tried to cook Ramen in his toilet
~Doug 2015

"Hey John did you pay Andrew Back" "I never owed Andrew anything" "Oh I just assumed"
~Doug 2015

"Who buys a Mac for gaymemeing?" (Directed at benfire, who has a Mac) "Doug we didnt get it for the sole purpose of gaming" "Yea whatever benfire you are playing Dota right now"
~Doug 2015

"Women always win court cases so we be focusing on fixing that"
~Doug 2015

"So why didnt this girl pay for my Subdeb ticket?"
~Doug 2015

"In WW2 when Jeeps were invented and the americans ran over the vietnamese..."
~Doug 2015

"I feel like people look at me and ask 'What the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with my eyes?'?"
~Doug 2015

"yeah sorry to tell you John, but I did talk insurence, and my mom already paid the tickets. See you for false accusations"
~Doug 2015

if you want to stand with your point, keep me added, so when the police comes, I can use your picture as proof that I personaly know you
~Doug 2015

*Spoiles Star Wars for me, then says "I literaly assumed that he knew"
~Doug 2015

"Why did you choose the 28th, such a specific date?"
~Doug 2015

*Goes to the lost and found to steal things
~Doug 2016

"What is smashing?"
~Doug 2016

"Talk Dirty to me is a love song"
~Doug 2016

"Smashing does not mean sex idiot"
~Doug 2016

"Dude on of the lines in Talk Dirty is 'International oral sex', how is that smashing?"
~Doug 2016

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ wouldn't give me a blowjob"
~Doug 2016

"Its to hard"
~Doug 2016

"they gave me the yoga"
~Doug 2016

"I've never seen the quote wall"
~Doug 2016

"Live and Die by goodwill"
~Doug 2016

"I hate asians"
~Doug 2016

"these new kids from china look clueless"
~Doug 2016

"I hate imigrants"
~Doug 2016

"I would take in one of the foreign exchange students and just bully them"
~Doug 2016

*Asks the teacher if he can use the restroom and goes back to his seat becasue he forgot he had to use the bathroom
~Doug 2016

*Cole did something 2 prank doug then doug starts yelling at benfire who was not involved in any way
~Doug 2016

"Isis doesnt even have their own language they just have ALLAH ALAKBAR"
~Doug 2016

"Lil B is the Lil Wayne of rap"
~Doug 2016

"isn't an orgy a party?"
~Doug 2016

"god gave me the ability to have a ♥♥♥♥ inside me"
~Doug 2014

"Why would you ever have kids? You have them for like 10 years"
~Doug 2016

"Whats wrong with being rich and supporting socialism?"
~Doug 2016

"You should make your ♥♥♥♥ like an elephant"
~Doug 2016

"ISIS isnt even that bad"
~Doug 2016

"The terrorists in France are worst"
~Doug 2016

"Brussles wasnt even bad, only 30 people died"
~Doug 2016

"Anything tropical must be Africa"
~Doug 2016

"teachers ae not allowed to show youtube suggested videos"
~Doug 2016