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213.1 hrs on record (200.2 hrs at review time)
The First Full PC release and oh boy does it look Pretty.
Not everything this game has to offer is all that shiny, it has certain Optimization Problems, the Group System is pretty much nonsense, and it gets pretty boring and obviously repetetive, tho i can live with it being repetetive.
Be Ready for a Grindfest, one that is really enjoyable with Friends at your side.
Posted 23 November, 2018.
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0.9 hrs on record
Stay away from it, The Game is an Absolute mess.

The Gametime you see is Queue time, within about an hour the game could not find a single match. The Free for all you are put in serves as a representative for this Review and oh boy is it a mess, you get killed around corners because the Hitboxes are simple rubbish and the Lag kills of the rest of fun.

I cannot say anything about actual gameplay, again, i had no chance to ever experience it.

Stay away from it.
Posted 29 January, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
DO NOT BUY THIS VERSION. EVER!

Wait for the HD collection to come out.
This is Simply a Horrible port of a good game, You have to mod the game before it is anywhere near playable.
Posted 21 January, 2018.
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185.0 hrs on record (174.0 hrs at review time)
PUBG, the Most played game at the moment, but it Perfectly shows that even if millions buy something, it won't ake it good.

Infact, the game is a mess, an absolute mess.

The Anticheating Measures are an absolute joke, back then Anti Cheat tools scanned before starting the game if something was off, Battleye can do that too but only with a predefined list of tools, with the speed Hackers come up with new things it makes it obvious that Battleeye is not able to handle it at all.

The Optimization of the game is another joke, and like the Anti Cheating Measures this one isn't funny, At any given time the game is unable to maintain a stable FPS, even high end machines struggle, my PC isn't the Best anymore but if i can manage 60fps in Star citizen then PUBG should run way better, hint, it's not. The Game does not look that great to justify the needs. The server performance however is something odd, sometimes it's good then it goes back to absolute garbage, and that even within matches.

The game has an amount of bugs never before seen anywhere else, the game can basically crash at any given point, Starting the game, Joining a match, or simply picking up an item, people seen more bugs then enemies within just one match, the Vaulting is hella bugged as well, sometimes you can enter through a window but don't leave through the same window. Picking up Items is mostly Laggy and bugged, most of the time it picks up the entirely wrong item.

The community of the game is the hatechild of Dota, League of Legends and Counterstrike GO, the most Toxic community you can encounter, ever. A bunch of Internet Rambos playing epeen meassuring on the Steam Forum, those with a bit of intellect left already left the game for good.

The Performance problems of the game could be explained quite easy, Bluehole stopped giving a wet damn, Xbox Version, Mobile Version, that's what they care about and you can see it, the game is in an abysmal state, and Blue Hole doesen't give a damn. And remember, there is no excuse for it being in the state it is in, it was released in December and it still is a buggy mess.

stay away from it and even further from it's community.
Posted 24 December, 2017. Last edited 19 February, 2018.
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101.2 hrs on record (88.6 hrs at review time)
I wouldn't call warface the best thing ever created, it isn't even the best shooter out there, but the amount of playable content makes it stand out, co-op missions that are rather short, Operations that are challanging and long, PvP really has the standart modes like TDM, Deathmatch but modes like Storm give you a change of pace.

Performance of the game is solid, it doesent run outstandingly good or so but is certainly good optimised and should run on even older PC's.

The shop is always questionable but not exactly pay 2 win, overal i would call it Freemium.
Posted 25 August, 2017.
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8.4 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Sad sad, Hi-Rez should have kept working on Global Agenda 2 and not this. Sad truth is the game is almost a complete rip off of Overwatch, most Champions share the exact same abilitys.

I wont say that even the Graphics are similar since they are clearly different while Paladins has less overall details. graphics werent what bothers me, what bothers me is those explained copys of Overwatch Heroes. If i want to play Overwatch then i buy it. HiRez shows a lack of creativity here and just slapped a game together while fans of Global Agenda still wait.

I see another Problem in maintaining the game, Hi Rez has atrack record of not being able to manage multiple games at once. After Global Agenda went Free 2 Play they completely abondened the game, no patches, no server maintenance, nothing. Tribes is kinda dead as well. i Assume Smite might see a drop in support as well. that's how Hi Rez works.

Paladin might be for those who want Overwatch but cannot afford it and are happpy with a less polished low budget version. go grab it, have fun with it. For everone else, pick overwatch or TF2.
Posted 26 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
925.1 hrs on record (659.7 hrs at review time)
First of all let me tell you one thing, don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about Reviews, see it for yourself.

The game is now Free 2 Play and not like some wrote Pay 2 Win, sure Ships can be bought with Platinum the Real Money currency, but you cannot buy skill, Some good at the game will Destroy you with one of the Starter ships. The Premium ships do not give you any Advantage except for more Credits and XP and that are just 10% which are basically nothing.

So, the game itself is in my Oppinion still faar from what it waants to be, it is an Alpha so it is understandable. Features will come, Features will go. But so faar the game offers you alot, Multipe ships fit for each playstyle, sure just one map but since when is that suchh a heavy criteria, Dota/Dota 2 got one map onllly as well aand none ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about that.

It is a Moba Style Arena Game that in alpha allready has a competetive scene, Tournements are allready held, 3on3 or 5on5, Official or inofficial.

So you caan expect a bit of Salt coming from Older Player, but most usually try to give you some tips when you tell em that you are new or you just unlocked the ship, so most of the Veterans are actually in there to help you as well.

The game is a not a straight MOBA like Leaague of Legends and Dota 2, in FS you can move in a Semi 3D way, unlike Warthunder you can move that freely since the game will allways center your ship, you can stilll move 3 Dimensional but i would call it Semi 3D.

The Game is Mostly balanced tho the new Healer the Paladin is quite unbalanced and OP in most Matches, but otherwise it is balanced, the matchmaking on the other hand is quite broken, for some of the time you can end up with people making there first game while you sit there with 300+, even with a mostly nice Community you as a beginner willl either lose interest or you see it as a challenge. Thats how we back then teached someone League of Legends, before the lvl cap on match modes that is, we tossed him into lvl 30 Matches.

If you are Familiar with Mobas in general you willl certainlly know your way around but that does not mean you jump in Win, the game is more complex then that. It is Free, give iit a try and see for yourself how the game is. I gave it a try and many other did as well, i recommended it to people and most liked it. I willl keep on Recommending the game.

Pros
-- Free 2 Play
--- Extremely Detailed Ships
---- Mostly a Nice and Friendly Community
-- Mostly Balanced Ships
--- Premium ships onlly give a smal boost to EXP and Credits
---- New Drop System Drops Platinum as well as Credits.
-- Highly Competetive Scene
--- Ship Strenght depends on the Players skill.
---- When the game goes ddown for Maintenance check there twitch stream (https://www.twitch.tv/fracturedspace)
-- They usually Stream at some times as well.
--- Public Discord Server where you caan talk with the dev's
---- Dev's actually play there own game, and even react to feedback, like the insane accuracy on the Brawler.

Cons
-- Matchmaking can Derp
--- No Newbie Protection
---- No where near Finished and Polished.
-- Highly Competetive Scene
--- Grinder

Others (Neither Positive nor Negative)
-- 1 Map (Second one is cllosed duo to balancing)
--- Many Bugs (It's a Beta, duh)

woho, thats it guys, i will prolly edit it once i get some more ideas and stuff to tell. If you found some Double letters, send your complain to Zowie.
Posted 20 May, 2016. Last edited 26 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted 16 February, 2016.
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41.7 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
A Wonderfull small game.

On the outside that is, if you start the game for the first time you will see its anything but not simple, your goal is to survive, against Banished , the Anno Franchise is Easy mode, it is Incredible hard to survive the first 10 years.

The Interface is Minimalistic and does not cover to much of the screen, the feedback to you is awesome, the bigger the Village gets the more you want them to survive and th more you feel pity for them.

Truly a great Game.
Posted 23 February, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Cool game i guess, if it would start, ever since i bought it weeks ago, it didn't started a single time duo to the fact that it is a piece of crap and is using the unrealengine3 which seems to be completly bad coded for Strike Vector, i mean th Unreal engine 3 is cool and stuff but not if the developer is unable to make the game actually work on any System. i have like a load of Unreal engine 3 games installed and yet SV isnt starting at all, duo to a fact hich i just cant understand and that is that files seem to be missing which ain't right at all since i found them where they should be. Hence, don't buy nor think about buying it, rather play star Conflict or Hawken, even Hello Kitty would be more worth the time you have to invest into this game.
Posted 21 February, 2014.
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