Recent reviews by Janet Reno

Adorable, easy to understand, and the music slaps. It's giving me the same itch that Balatro does.

Suck my democracy, Sony.

Hey, it's way better than it was at launch. Not quite the game it was meant to be, but it's not bad.

Great resource for our dispersed group to have our TTRPG sessions without being at the same table.

It's like drinking coffee but you get jittery and ♥♥♥♥ your pants every time.

I can't, in good faith, recommend the game. It's got some good ideas, but there isn't enough content to justify a $25 price tag and then having microtransactions. That, coupled with 1,000 players on at peak over the past week, just doesn't bode well for a competitive brawler.

The game is trying really hard to be Battlerite and Overwatch, but fails to be a game most of the time. Rampant bugs, uninspired characters, and combat centered around picking the characters with the most health make the combat easily forgettable. Hell, the last game I played saw me unable to left click to attack about half the time. Not worth the time installing, let alone playing. Value your self-worth more than that.

Edit #2: They ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broke it AGAIN with the second Anticheat update. Absolutely insane that I can't play the game I bought because they can't leave it the ♥♥♥♥ alone.

Edit #1: They broke it again, they broke it again. OH EA, YOU BROKE IT AGAIN!

Title Update #1 now makes it impossible to launch the game. I was okay with having to run as admin each time I wanted to play, but now it never gets past opening Origin. Absolute garbage.

Try finger

Murdering small animals to make myself strong.