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Name: Robot (The One and Only)
Age: 388
Hours active on steam: 988k
Experience: I have played every game known to man, and some unknown.
Unique things: Gamer of the highest degree, i have mastered 27 styles of gaming (Examples include the sacred art of CS:GO Saucing :TM: ), I can speak 13 languages including Somalian, My bloodline is 100% Gamer, I live and die by the sacred doctrines of our gods (Todd Howard, Gaben, Mick Gordan, etc etc), my piss is black and i am proud of the fact, I can bite through solid steel and i am willing to prove it, my lungs can hold fire, i can also breathe underwater, but doing so would awaken my inner fish and we'd all be in danger, my blood is always bright, as i do not need oxygen, i only drink quality apple juice, any mentions of other beverages will send me into a frenzy, i studied the blade for 47 years, i have spoken to god, i eat glass, and i have 4 stomachs.