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"Are those cocktail-waitress fingernail marks?" I asked Colletti as he
showed us these scratches on his chest. "No, those are on my back," Colletti
answered. "This is where a case of cocktail shrimp fell on me.
I told her
to slow down a little, but you know cocktail waitresses, they seem to have
a mind of their own."
-- The Incredibly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs
National Lampoon, October 1982
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De pe 1.6 mutati
Si pe GO v-aliniati
CFG-ul sa-l lasati
Maine GO-ul se scumpeste
Gabenu' se-mbogateste
Si-ncepe a cadea
Cu VAC-uri in pula mea
Cu un cod am mai umblat
Da mi-e ca m-o cam crapat
Dar acum de anu nou
Trag ca un mare bou
De jucam am mai jucat
Da mi-e c-am mai invatat
Pe pastila sau pe site
Pe dust2 nu pe asalt(assault)
Pe GO lounge am cam partiat
AWP-ul ei mi-au luat
Asiimoave si dragoane
Noaptea pe la tomberoane
CU AK-ul sunt bardaf
Dar cu pistolu mai praf
Cand pun tinta eu pe cap
Dau pe langa ca un spart
Nisipu' e tare,tare
Cu AK-ul in spinare
Da cu forfota bolunda
Parca-i negru c'naluca
Pe profilu meu intrati
Steam Rep voi sa imi dai
Si daca voi merita
Un vac m-ar cam costa
La anu si la multi bani
Dragos' mare Tigan!