Recent reviews by Spiggy G.

let sakaguchi and mistwalker make FF17. wtf why is an apple arcade game more like FF than FF16 is. what is square doing lmao

Hillary Clinton blows her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head off at the end of this game it’s SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BASED

I am taking the hugest, greasiest ♥♥♥♥ of my life right now and I thought to myself “this reminds me of Half-Life Source!” Just kidding of course, this game is somehow 85 trillion times worse than this bowel-rupturing disaster I’m blasting into the toilet right now.

“Wavedash Games”, jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ man

how the ♥♥♥♥ are they gonna call this new game counter-strike 2 when this is like the fourth one? They aren’t kidding when they say gaben can’t count. Maybe put the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ double stack down and pick up a calculator bro

I got to the 9 hour long Xen segment and stopped playing out of boredom, decided to pick it back up again and the game literally doesn’t open anymore, I don’t know wtf is wrong with it. Half-Life 1 is better in every conceivable way

Gotta give this a -15 trillion out of ten

Fallout Shelter is a deeply engaging and addictive simulation and resource management game that really does capture much of the charm of the main series titles. It’s a great idle game too, I sunk a disproportionate amount of time in this between the PC and console versions. I wish there was some kind of cross save feature because it wouldve been great to have all my stuff transfer. The game has a lot of really hectic moments that can be equal parts frustrating and fun. I think Fallout Shelter has always been kind of slept on in comparison to a lot of the other games in this series and it’s kind of a shame because it’s really good in its own right.

FISHING PLANET!!!!!! WOOOOOOO YEAH!!!!!! THIS GAME IS FRICKIN ***BADASS***

This is a game where you get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOYS together crack open a couple frosty cold ones and go to town on those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fish. Best played at the asscrack of dawn to perfectly simulate the fisherman’s experience. Terrible, terrible, terrible game. Play halo instead

Star Wars: Republic Commando is at the bare minimum a 12 out of 10, maybe even a 15 out of 10. imagine if the Star Wars prequels were actually cool and not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that’s what republic commando is like, play this immediately

isn’t it funny how like square made this cult thing into hugely successful franchise by giving a character hyperdetailed thighs and a huge ass

Nier 1 has a better story
MAD