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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Played the demo, not fun at all.
Very clunky.
Posted 31 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
241.0 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
In a typical Loki game, he activates his cursed healing powers. The catch? It heals and kills anyone within range. Iron Man’s armor sparks back to life—before he’s instantly fried. Spider-Man gets a sprained ankle fixed, only to keel over dramatically. Every time someone gets too close to confront Loki, he vanishes, whispering, “I’m clearly not the problem here.”

Captain America tries reasoning with him, but Loki smugly heals Steve’s battle wounds and disintegrates him mid-speech. Loki escapes, declaring himself the “God of Mismanaged Healthcare.”

Hilarious chaos, tragic outcomes, and Thor yelling, “BROTHER, STOP!”

10/10 comedy, zero stars for actual healthcare.
Posted 12 December, 2024. Last edited 12 December, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
While it has the potential to be a visual masterpiece, I can't appreciate half of it because most of the textures stop loading after some time, forcing me to go back to the main menu to fix it. Additionally, I've lost two characters to a recurring bug that triggers every time I reach the Highroad Cross grace, leaving me stuck in an infinite loading screen. I won't play it a third time from the start just to lose another character.
This DLC is a major disappointment.

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Posted 20 June, 2024. Last edited 22 June, 2024.
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11.9 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
cool
Posted 18 November, 2023. Last edited 23 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
29.2 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
At level 255, having 1000 armor in every stat and still dying from 4 fireballs...
seems fair, I guess.

When I play with a friend, I deal less damage than I would if I were at level 1...
seems fair, I guess.

You have no idea where to go; some areas are just circles, and you're not sure if this is one of them or if you missed something...
seems fair, I guess.

A very balanced and well-thought-out game, at least until you encounter a variety of different enemies. Oh, wait, no, let's just reuse bosses all over the place.

My conclusion is that this game is as fun as cutting onions with a dull knife. 9/10 GOFTY

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Nexworks dev chat:
Developer 1: "Hey, let's create an area where every enemy can spam fireballs across the map, dealing 300 damage with every hit and making you burn and die over time."
Developer 2: "Great idea!"

source: trust me bro
Posted 17 October, 2023. Last edited 20 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record
Wozu macht man Fotos und rettet die Kamera, wenn es keinen unterschied macht.
Oft wird man einfach teleportiert und kann nichts dagegen machen weil der Partner schon fertig ist.
Würde sagen viel verschwendetes potential, viele Bugs und das schönste Game ist es auch nicht.

10/10 freue mich auf den Nächsten Teil.

Posted 22 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
This game is bed, pls refund.
Posted 29 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.4 hrs on record (25.9 hrs at review time)
Love it
Posted 15 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record
Das spiel zieht sich wie ein Molukkenschnorchel mir wäre fast mein Freudentor geplatzt, für Sadisten die keinen Spaß am leben haben und sich etwas selbst geißeln möchten ein klare Kaufempfehlung.

Das Spiel hat sich auch hervorragend deinstalliert. 9/10
Posted 3 July, 2023. Last edited 3 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.8 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
For early access awesome, solid 8/10 for now.

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Posted 3 July, 2023.
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