this guy stole my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog
thank god his brother taught me how to chase the bag tho

God last night was crazy hmu again for a good time!!! Loved watching you mow the lawn shirtless

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦

Ha! Nice try going up to my house dressed up as a cop and telling me you have a warrant! Nothing's going to get me to open up my door for you Jehovah's Witnesses!

Love this guy!!

you cant ♥♥♥♥ that lil ass dog man