People keep asking me what race I am going to play as in Baldur's Gate 3. Well, let me tell ya old chum, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnwarf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnelf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalfing, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnuman, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnithyanki, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalf-Gnelf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gniefling, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnow, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnagonborn, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalf-Gnorc, I am gnoing to be playing as a Gnome. And you've been .. Gnooomed.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other profiles. THIS IS TRUE

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

-REP an antimate, do not play with this guy
i got hooked 1st time against noed, and he just left, not even giving me the chance to kobe
also admitting it in the chat, saying i don't deserve to live for some reason
a toxic waste and a pos, AVOID AT ALL COST

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)