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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
3.8 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
dont buy its like cocaine
Posted 3 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
72.0 hrs on record (67.0 hrs at review time)
stock and rone
Posted 31 December, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.0 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
after studying, play this game with cigarettes after sex playing on spotify and you will truly live.
Posted 26 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
111.2 hrs on record (62.5 hrs at review time)
Wanted to beat every boss, but kalameet genuinely broke me. Plz help me.

Edit: Did it!!
Posted 25 December, 2023. Last edited 11 February, 2024.
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14 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
72.3 hrs on record (48.3 hrs at review time)
I can only blame myself. And lag.
Posted 14 December, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.6 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Kevin five made me love this game, and my friends!!!!!!


I am, of course, joking as I almost blocked them.
Posted 19 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.7 hrs on record
why buy? has no sus
Posted 16 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
31.3 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
game so so gud
Posted 8 July, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is really really bad. I've only played about 15 minutes of it, and I can already tell it is going for a metaphor about "society", or mental health, but it really just falls flat on every level. The calibri font really puts the nail in the coffin.
If I had to describe this game in one word, it would be cringe. Other than movement and jumping, the only mechanic so far is blocking your ears so insults cant hurt you. A 12 yr old could pull off a better metaphor. "show don't tell" is just about the only rule of telling a story and the creator couldn't even follow that.
This game (according to google) takes about 5.5 hours to 100%. There are 200ish acheivements. That is a ridiculous density, and these acheivements don't unlock any gameplay bonuses like in some rougelikes (e.g getting extra items in risk of rain 2, or unlocking new bosses in the void rains upon her heart).
And the gameplay isn't even fun. It's pretty much an autoscroller in which you simply change lanes to avoid red dots and collect blue dots. This is one point I would be willing to take back, as I have only played a short amount of this game, but I really don't see the gameplay developing at all based on the quality of the rest of the game.
And why is this game so highly rated? I genuinely do not understand.
In summary, don't waste 5 dollars.
Posted 30 June, 2023. Last edited 30 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
20.7 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
Not really a horror game, but to be honest I think I enjoyed it more because of this.

Overall, fun, chill (sometimes) and worth the money.
Posted 12 April, 2023. Last edited 22 November, 2023.
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