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Stop med at ringe til mit nummer!!!!!!! Du gør mig pisse sur og jeg bliver nød til at skide nogen i munden. Jeg får stress hver eneste gang du ringer og jeg begynder at pisse ud over mit bord. I skoletiden sked jeg ud over det hele da du ringede og min lærer sagde det var skibidi sigma. Du er så sigma skibidi toilet rizz at jeg skibidi lorte lorter ud over det hele. Ring ikke mere din forbandede sigma!!!!!!

love you <3

this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is thinner then a mosquitoes leg

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

DAS IST DER NOOBPANZER!!
ER SUCHT NOOB PROFILE UND KENNZEICHNET DIESE!
DERJENIGE DER DIR DEN NOOBPANZER AUF DEIN PROFIL FÄHRT IST AUFJEDENFALL EIN BESSERER GAMER ALS DU!
DU MUSST JETZT ANDERE NOOBS SUCHEN AUSSER DIESEN FAHRER!
DER PANZER IST DAFÜR DA DAS DU AUCH MAL ETWAS TRIFFST!

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