Shortly after the sun lit the lake, a rustle came from behind the shrubbery. John had been gone for five minutes, so Bill and I assumed he was just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

That’s when we heard the sound.

I looked at Bill, wondering what kind of animal could make such a noise. Another sound this time; the unmistakable scream of true primal fear. I crashed through thick foliage behind Bill, asking myself why we ever came out to Cedar Pines; the area was known for being thick with bears and cougars. Weighing these things against the bountiful fish and natural beauty in the place was something we could’ve afforded to put more time into, but it was too late now.

John’s shrieks picked up as we leapt over broken branches and fallen leaves. It was coming from a clearing; just beyond the oldest pines in the forest. It ceased as we passed into what must’ve been miles of open land. What stood before us froze the very blood in my veins.

The thing standing over John’s lifeless body was no bear. It was no cougar. It was no person. It wore a cheek-to-cheek white smile matching the shade of the rest of its body and stood as tall as my eight year old son. Some sort of vibrant skeleton, almost cartoonish in appearance. And, though it couldn’t have been human, it was unmistakably wearing a blue hoodie.

My last memory is the sound; that bumbling mumble it uttered as my blood ran cold.

And that’s why you don’t see me fishin no more🎣

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see ♥♥♥♥♥♥s playing video games haha! I don't know why its a white thing honestly im like really racist and like ill be the one in the jail♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s. We should really play KF2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really white I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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If you're reading this because you think he's fishy. He is walling.
After you report him..after your game...download it click on his name and hit highlights with x-ray on it's just blatant.

You need hax just to be decent? How bad are u?

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I sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.

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[+rep] Great guy, appreciated man

As a 24 year old single female I think it's very hard to find a guy who's actually interested in free software. I've had guys jokingly ask to "Netflix and Chill" but when I tell him that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked Google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch YouTube. I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added custom roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public PGP key so that we can verify our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a guy concerned about software freedom? I feel like I'm going to be single forever.

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite.

I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

UR mom die pu ssy

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Stop suck my balls ♥♥♥♥♥, ur mo mdie

I walked onto the blood-covered street and got on my hands and knees and started licking. The crowd’s horror and disgust was now being articulated by shouts of what the ♥♥♥♥, man? and dude, seriously? I could barely hear them and kept on licking and then moved on to some strand-like stuff and began putting that in my mouth. After a while, I felt I had enough, could now hear their voices clearly.
I went over to the owner who had collapsed and was sobbing by the ruined ancestral shell and told him it was alright. I had saved them. They were inside of me and I could hear them, his father and grandfather and great-grandfather speaking to me through the turtle blood. He looked up at my blood covered face and put his hands on his head and screamed

As I watched I imagined a whole backstory for the tortoise, of it having lived through generations of this man’s family, passed down from father to son, each believing that their unvitiated souls upon death passed into the tortoise so each son was in fact caring for their father et al. by their generation-spanning love for this at-least-twice-souled horcrux of an animal.
When the tortoise reached the crosswalk he suddenly burst onto the street and into the path of an SUV. This answered the question that I had never thought to ask, namely: What sound does a tortoise make as it’s run over? Answer: A testudinal crunch. The crunch was immediately followed by a spray of tortoise goo. Chelonian blood, is, of course, red, so it was a nice red spray, and I watched it seep along the asphalt while the rest of the crowd stood horrified.
Now the owner started screaming. Probably, I thought, because he had just lost his father and grandfather and whomever else was living beneath that shell.

I was heading to class when suddenly there in front of me was a man walking his tortoise. I don’t know if you can call the whole process walking (is it walking if the man only takes one step every minute?) since the tortoise took so long to move that its owner would just kind of stand there waiting and smiling at every double-taking passerby. I stopped to watch them walk. Soon there was a crowd watching and cheering for the tortoise. He would take his however many steps and then his owner would take one giant-for-a-tortoise-sized step and then we the anaclitic crowd would take one step closer. We spent at least 5 minutes watching and waiting for the tortoise to reach the crosswalk.
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Was swimming at aunts house when I was 13. Went inside to pee and after I was done I saw my cousins two piece bikini hanging on the shower to dry. I was always horny at this age so I picked up the bottoms and sniffed them and started jerking off. Decided to ♥♥♥ in them dive they were already damp and gonna be washed anyway. Open them up and ♥♥♥ right into the crotch part. Feel way better, half ass run water over them and put back. Ten minutes after I'm back outside my cousin comes out in that bikini cuz she decided to swim some more. Spent all day awkwardly avoiding talking to her cuz she was wearing my ♥♥♥. Tried this a few more times with her and aunts suits when I found them but they never got worn in front of me again.

Dude you made a good point yesterday mexicans are filths they do nothing to help our economy and ruin america i cant wait for trump to build the wall and deport all the useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Yesterday, during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7 year old refused to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually, he threw a tantrum, telling me "I don't want to learn about furries anymore. This is stupid. I wish I could go to school like all the other kids."
Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried to tell him that the reason I homeschool him is because the public school system does not respect our beliefs and practices. I reminded him of the time his first grade teacher called child services because I barked at her during our parent-teacher conference. He didn't want to hear any of it though, so I just left him alone to do a Math worksheet.
I haven't talked to him today yet, and I'm trying not to be upset at him, but it's so hard. Please, have any of your children gone through this phase with homeschooling, and if so how did you handle it?

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Nice guy.