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Recent reviews by BOT reij.

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1 person found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☐ 3
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☐ 10

Did get it when it was free, but my homie with a barely working laptop is getting 30-40 fps on it lol.
Posted 15 April.
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7.2 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Very nice FPS game, better for the lower spec wise PC's yet holds up to the counter-strike franchises amazing standard.
Posted 15 April.
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3.8 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
I got 1.6 hours no way
Posted 5 April.
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77.2 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
haha mental illness go BAM BAM BAM HAHAHAHA
Posted 5 April.
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58.0 hrs on record (52.9 hrs at review time)
This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks nowadays, I'm sorry. I'm not even bad, I can fully say this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks.
Posted 2 April.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
35.9 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Ready or Not without legal boundaries.
Posted 31 March.
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0.0 hrs on record
Yehaw feller.
Posted 30 March.
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70.3 hrs on record (35.0 hrs at review time)
Wow. Just wow. This game IS perfection. I love every aspect of it. Ive been searching for a game like this my whole life, and it checks EVERY box I ever liked in a game. It’s worth all the money it’s priced at.
Posted 24 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Looks good, but game is like an Arabic cod mobile for PC.
Posted 18 December, 2024.
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299.4 hrs on record (283.4 hrs at review time)
It's good I guess.
Posted 10 December, 2024.
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