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Game performance isn't as bad as people say. But it is still un acceptable.
https://i.imgur.com/VNDmYyx.jpg

My favorite game of all time.
I've never felt so immersed or attatched to someone before in a game like this. I truly feel the connection with the main characters. Beats out the 4k hours i have in league and wow.

ITS THE SECOND COMING OF CHR-... I mean, catgirls... Yeah, that.
But for real if you enjoyed the first "coming" (far from first for me) of nekopara, you will love this one.
(For the love of god, get the r-18 patch)

(Pre Review Rant)
After playing League of Legends for 3500+ hours and reaching Diamond 5 this past season (which I only attempted ranked because my room mates were being ♥♥♥♥♥) I started thinking about other things to do. But seeing as I was a LoL "fanboy" and that basically everyone that plays league hates every other MOBA, I saw smite as trash. My friend, who I played league with is basically bronze, played Smite. Excpected of a normal league player I trash talked it a lot. Calling it unoriginal, cartoonish, and made by tards. However, one night after I invited my friend over to hang out I asked him to play league. He said it was boring and rage inducing. I agreed and asked what else he had in mind. He said Smite. To which I said lolno. But then I watched him play this game that wasn't actually that bad looking and looked kind of interesting with the way the gods worked and the different skills and that everyone basically has only skill shots. This peaked my interest.
Smite. A game that is like league of legends except it requires a butt ton of mechanics to play well. Everything is aimed, with exceptions of skills that are anchored around you. Fluid motions, funny skins, (which you can earn by just playing the game, unlike most other games) and impactful skills make this game much more fun that league of legends. However, I have not played conquest yet, which is the normal 3 lane 5v5 map because I wanted to learn the gods so I could make knowledgable decisions.
There is a game mode called assault which chooses a random god for you. Paired with the ultimate god pack, which is $12 on ♥♥♥, you slowly learn every god.
So whether you want to play the traditional 5v5, or you want to have the arcade experience of assault, smite is a great game for people who are bored of league, dota, hon, or however many other rip off mobas there are.

Crash to Desktop Simulator
420/69