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1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least two meals each day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <-
7. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
8. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
9. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!
10. No drinking without permission.
11. No Drugs.
12. No eating after 8 pm.
13. -> You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. <-
Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⠿⠿⢿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛
⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄
⣿⠋⣰⣿⣿⡿⠄⣠⣤⣶⣄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣤⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⠄⠄⢸
⣿⡀⠛⣿⣿⡇⢠⣟⠄⠈⣿⡇⠄⢸⡏⠁⠈⢻⡇⠄⠄⠄⣿⡯⠄⠄⢸
⣿⡿⠄⣸⣿⣇⠄⠛⠦⠶⠟⠁⠄⠘⠿⣶⣶⠿⠃⠄⠄⢀⣿⡇⠄⠄⣻
⣿⡇⠘⢿⣿⣿⣄⠄⢈⠤⠄⠸⠟⠄⣒⠒⠂⠤⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡧⠄⠄⢸
⣿⣿⠆⠄⣿⡿⢟⣣⡴⠚⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠁⠄⠄⠐⢿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣾
⣿⣿⡴⠋⠁⠶⢛⣥⣶⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⠄⠄⢰⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣤⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠃⠄⢀⣿⣿
⠿⢾⣪⣮⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣄⠛⠿⢶⣷⡈⣿⣿⣿⣿⠐
⣷⣴⡬⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣛⣛⣓⠂⢲⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⡙⠛⢠⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⢸⣿⣿⠙⣿
⣿⢁⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣟⡻⢿⣿⢸⣿⣿⠄⣿
⡏⡼⢫⣼⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣞⣭⣤⣤⣤⣬⠸⣿⣿⠄⣿
⠃⣷⣿⣿⡟⠵⠊⣑⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣿⣿⠄⣿
⠄⠘⣿⣿⠁⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⢠⣿
⠄⠰⣆⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠇⡿⡁⣸⣿
⡀⣀⠙⠳⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣥⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢃⠄⣓⢁⣿⣯
⣷⡈⠆⠄⠠⠈⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⡀⢍⠁⢁⣼⣿⢋
⢿⣿⣦⢵⠐⡩⠁⡄⡌⡉⠟⣿⣻⣟⣋⣥⣶⡀⡁⡃⠪⣠⣼⣿⣟⣼
⣻⣍⢍⣴⡆⢮⡋⠂⠻⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣍⢻⣿
⣬⡝⣭⣶⣄⢠⠶⢸⣿⣿⡏⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢎⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⢹
⡒⠓⣭⡍⣥⡛⢃⣿⡿⢏⣴⣿⣮⣝⣙⡻⢛⣪⣾⠶⣝⠟⣿⣿⡇
⢊⣶⣭⣠⣤⣠⣭⡅⣾⡟ ⠴⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⠪⠄⣧⣾⡏⣠
⡿⣛⣵⠟⣵⣿⣿⢧⣿⣷⣤⣤⣾⣿⣟⠛⣻⣿⣶⣶⣾⠘⣿⣧⣙
⣾⠋⣿⣜⢧⡻⢏⡆⣭⡛⢛⠿⠿⣿⠿⠿⠿⢟⣛⣋⢥⣾⣮⣝⡻
⡨⢤⣝⡿⢷⣮⡈⣼⠟⣵⣿⣿⢨⣽⡯⣔⡘⣎⢻⣿⣷⠙⠿⣻⠿
⠿⠷⠆⣐⠑⠚⢘⡋⣼⣟⣿⠯⢘⣛⣑⣏⣡⣙⠧⠉⣑⣡⣤⣶⣿
⣟⣛⣛⣗⣶⠯⠕ ⣤⡤⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣟⡻⢿⣷⣦⣙⡛⢫⠭⣭
⣛⣋⣉⣛⠃⠨⠛⠿⣛⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡿⢷⣎⡙⢻⢟⣃⡈⠑
INCIDENT REPORT:
DATE/TIME: Right now
VICTIM: Libtard
OFFENSE COMMITTED: Trolled
ADDITIONAL DETAILS: Epic style 😎
///////////////////////////
Now THIS is EPIC
⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⠖⠋⣀⡤⠄⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣈⡭⠭⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙
⣿⡇⠄⠄⢀⣞⣡⠴⠚⠁⠄⠄⢀⠠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⡇⠄⡴⠁⡜⣵⢗⢀⠄⢠⡔⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⡇⡜⠄⡜⠄⠄⠄⠉⣠⠋⠠⠄⢀⡄⠄⠄⣠⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸
⣿⠸⠄⡼⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠁⠄⠄⠄⠈⣀⣠⣬⣭⣛⠄⠁⠄⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿
⣏⠄⢀⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠇⢀⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿
⣿⣸⠈⠄⠄⠰⠾⠴⢾⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢁⣾⢀⠁⠄⠄⠄⢠⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣆⠄⠆⠄⣦⣶⣦⣌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣋⣀⣈⠙⠛⡛⠌⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢸⣿⣿