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8.4 hrs on record
Terrible interface. Terrible
Posted 10 September, 2021.
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0.1 hrs on record
This is 5 minutes that I will never get back. insta-Perma-Uninstall.
Posted 18 January, 2021.
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2,792.7 hrs on record (2,494.5 hrs at review time)
June 2024 UPDATE - Game is now giving unlocks for stupid banners and dumb sh## no one will ever use, instead of fizing ranked play and banning assclowns.

UPDATE - The game has now forced a reset on controller settings, and the new layout for controller settings do not allow a full binding key feature, resulting in a horrendous outcome when trying to drive the car.
It's now an uninstall if they do not revert the settings to a classic view.


This game went free to play, and they have broken the game so bad. The menu navigation is horrendous and the game play is even worse. Something has changed in the responsiveness, and handling. The mere anomaly of unrealistic ball physics is enough to make you hurt something or yourself. (Tilt system perhaps) Many people have suspected that there is a tilt-system in the game play. If you do play long enough, you'll notice that matches do in fact seem rigged, to the point of the unrealistic ball movements; thus the "tilt". Don't waste your time with this.
Posted 16 September, 2020. Last edited 25 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
26.7 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
It's a good game, and you can have a lot of fun. I just wouldn't consider this being a 50 dollar game. I feel it's worth is about 20.
Posted 28 July, 2019.
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184.8 hrs on record (172.9 hrs at review time)
Not bad, but needs a larger community. Bots will be in-game.
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
Game starts in Japanese. Good luck finding English Menus. (Hint: go down 3 each sub menu)
Controller does not work, and keyboard functions are terrible.
Very poorly programmed game on all levels.
Multiplayer dropped users every match. (we made it thru 3 matches) before we couldn't take it anymore.
I give this a solid 2/10 - 1 point for good marketing video, and 1 point for it booting up.
Posted 9 June, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
278.5 hrs on record (87.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
EDIT 1/2022:
DEAD GAME - all devs have left this for dead.
It has been 2 years and not a word.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY.
STEAM SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO HOST SUCH SCAMS, and refund our money.
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At first; The devs were very active to find solutions to correct any gameplay issues. They seemed to fix a lot of problems in it's initial stage.
This week, the tide has changed. They're falling into the "DayZ Syndrome" where bogus content getting released is becoming priority, over major gameplay problems.
Right now, there are major lag issues when you try to travel past a building. When trying to PVP other players, they will lag and warp across the screen, and be as far as 50 feet across the map. These major issues need attention NOW!
But instead, they worked on content, and gave the us, the customer, a barber shop, and concrete, and other misc. objects.

This game will fall quickly if they do not prioritize their job duties to make the game run properly.
Posted 3 April, 2019. Last edited 17 January, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
375.7 hrs on record (368.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This has got to be the worst "game" experience I have ever been through.
I thought DayZ was the worst game ever, and I was wrong. Empyrion is the new all time worst experience ever.
DO NOT BUY or WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS GAME.
The game used to have a "To Do List" and familiarize you with the things you need to do in the game.
After many updates, the game has taken a dive for the worse. You fall from the sky, on to a planet and then you're there.
After this, you will walk around; and that's it. game over.
This is literally what the game is now.
Go play something else, because this is terrible.
Posted 26 October, 2018.
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10 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game will install 3rd party "Malware" called Gaijen, and will startup on boot.
Be advised that it will be stealing your computer resources and internet information if you install this game.
This WILL NOT UNINSTALL if you choose to uninstall the game. There are no option to uninstall it, and it is deep in your registry resources. Good Luck
Posted 19 August, 2018.
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