skibidi toilet made me ♥♥♥. Ok let me tell you the story when I first jerked off to skibidi toilet. My brother is so obsessed with skibidi rizz that my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ started exploding in turns. When my brother left the house with my parents I went in his room to look for my grimace shake when I saw skibidi rizz gyatt appearing in his computer screen. AGHHHHH LOOK AT THIS BOMBOCLAT GYATT. I started jerking off so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ got chopped off. My mom came back home early and saw me. “SIGMA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DICKY WICKY” she screamed. I ignored her grimace Ohio and started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all over the place and my house flooded. This is how I ended up in this juvie. AAAAA GYATT

+rep Thank you spagoop for everything

When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!🤬😡!!!👹🤬!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis culture⛩🎎🎏 better than amrican🗽🍔👎!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere 🗼and sakura trees are so 🌸 a e s t h e t i c 🌸 UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinē!!! ~hmph baka -_- 🏮

这家伙的地下室里有死去的孩子，我的阴茎也很小

I’m not gay. I am not gay. Do not ever call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am not gay. Stop saying I’m gay. If you were a girl, I’d probably already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of you by now. But unfortunately you are an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUY who’s tight bussy will remain unstretched by my thick, meaty 9 inch ♥♥♥♥ because I AM NOT GAY. If i were gay though, you’d find my jackhammer pounding away at your tight bussy with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you I AM NOT GAY and you will have your vigin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remain unpounded ad infinum. Actually, it seems that you’re the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay and never will be. If I were ever gay in a past life (which I WASN’T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I’m not.