I am awesome. No, really. I'm so damn cool that one time, I walked into a bar, and the bartender was like, "Damn, you're cool." And then, I was like, "Yeah. I am awesome." And he nodded in agreement. Totally. I'm so manly and awesome that I have made people weep. Not cry, not tear up, but literally freaking weeping. And these were nuns, mind. They were like, "♥♥♥♥ Jesus, you're the man." Then some scientist guy did a workstudy thing and scientifically proved that I am the height of human potential. Yeah, I know, that blew MY mind too. I thought to myself, "Well, ♥♥♥♥, I knew I was awesome, but DAMN." Clearly, I'm a modest individual. And awesome.