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When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry Truman
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- "It looks worse than you can imagine!"
- "I can imagine some pretty bad things!"
- "That's why I said *worse*!"
(Moving Pictures)
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The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable
that I assume it must be evil.
-- Heywood Broun
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Fifth Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
there is nothing important to do.
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Mal: "I, uh, better go see how the inevitable mutiny is coming along..."
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CF&C stole it, fair and square.
-- Tim Hahn
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He who invents adages for others to peruse
takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
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Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it,
and sell it as fertilizer.
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