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To help alleviate this I’ve been using Deep Heat spray until today where I’ve been using Deep Freeze instead since I heard it’s supposed to be better. So here I am, laid in bed, nice hot cup of tea, all very snug and settled down for the night. That is until I got an itch down below, but no biggie I’ll just take care of it as usual. scritch scritch Except my dumb ass forgot I just applied a good blast of Deep Freeze to my very painful hand 5 minutes ago… You can probably see where this is going.
The lovely MENTHOL solvent didn’t get on my balls fellow reader, no no. It got on my now very angry penis as my hand slid under the duvet. At first it felt kinda nice, if I’m honest, though I knew this wouldn’t last and now I’m here, eyes watering wondering what I did to deserve this.
Sup
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️