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A: The cats keep trying to bury them.
😷
A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke.
-- Kipling
🙁
[Lois' sister is in labor]
Peter: It looks like Carol's blowing a bubble.
Lois: That's the head. Carol, push. Push.
Peter: I am. It won't go back in.
🤓
Swap read error. You lose your mind.
😫
If Not You, Who Else?
(Only You Can Save Mankind)
😪
IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out
becoming pure energy.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
🤗
"Hey Ivan, check your six."
-- Sidewinder missile jacket patch, showing a Sidewinder driving up the tail
of a Russian Su-27
😱
To give happiness is to deserve happiness.
😍
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
😗