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─ ─ ─ ▄ ▄ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ HONK HONK- ITS A TRUCK ░░ ♥ ░░ ░░ ▐
▄ ▄ ▄ ▌ ▐ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ FULL OF HACKS ░░░ ░ ♥ ░ ...░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ▐
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I stalk you like a creeper, creeper
Nothing can keep me away
EnderMen better stay away
I'll travel to the Nether for you
I'd kill the EnderDragon for you
I started with 10 hearts to spare
But now I couldn't really care
The only heart that's really crucial
Is the one I give to you
I've traveled deserts, plains, and seas
Fought cougars, Ghasts, and rotting zombies
I've looted desert temples and villiages
I am nothing but a pillagar
I'll love you until I'm very old
But its as hard to find you as a stronghold
I started with 10 hunger to spare
But now I couldn't really care
If you're hungry, I know what I'd do
I'd give all my food to you
Because I love you (Minecraft)
I really do
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Overtime happened.
Only the hem1, master of all four tilts, could stop them. But when his team needed him most, he choked.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Tilter, a chairbender named sona, and although his tilting skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe sona can save britain, as he is 100% british.