ADAM WEST IM DELETING YOU😭👋🐧
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
███████████] 99% complete.....
🚫ERROR!🚫
💯True💯 wonder woman is 💎irreplaceable. 💖I could never delete ADAM WEST🐧💖
Send this to ten other 👪🚪super heros🚪👪 who give you 💸🖥web slinging action💸💻, or never get called a 🤖true marvel fan🤖 again❌❌😬😬❌❌
If you get
0 Back: you got hulk smashed 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're getting the bat signal☁️💦
5 back: you're spider web shootin😽👼🏿💦
10+ back: With great 🌈power comes🐾 great responsibility !😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

"Shove it up my butt?" asked the student to the teacher, a perplexed look on his face. "There's no way this could possibly fit."

The old teacher stroked his beard and said nothing. After a moment he indicated to the student to refill their teacups.

"I don't understand master. If I shove this up my butt, won't my butthole be ruined for life? What will I say to my future life partner?"

The teacher rose to his feet and inhaling deeply, backhanded the student across the face, sending him reeling to the ground.

"Never speak to me in this tone again, Tyler Collins."

And the student found zen in those words. And also in having the large ottoman and recliner shoved promptly up his butt.

The end.

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HACKING PROCEDURES INITIATED
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ATS11=50
MAXIMUM BAUD
OVERDRIVE CARRIER DETECTED
. . . .
ROOT NODES BREACHED
. . . . INSTALLING BACKDOOR
. . . . INSTALLING MORE BACKDOORS
. . . . DESTROYING IP LOGS
. . . . OBTAINING HOME ADDRESS
ATH0
CONNECTION TERMINATED

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You guys are ruining my steam homepage. I come here for mature, intellegent conversations and all I find are juvenile ASCII phalluses all over my timelines. I am warning you That If This Does Not Stop, we, of the elite STEAM SHERIFFS group will be tracking you down and posting your information (doxxing) all over and the police will be investigating the matter. Do not push me further. This is your last warning. #SteamSheriffsStrikeAgain

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To all of my liberal friends, please let me know if you need anything right now. Let me know if you want me to bring you chicken tendies if you feel like you can't get out of bed, or if you want me to give you a ride to a peaceful riot somewhere, if you want a baseball bat or molotov cocktail, if you want someone to come with you to an atheism debate, or if you just want me to give you space to heal without my white presence. Nothing is too big or small right now