Recent reviews by Acute Myocardial Infarction

While clearly inspired by a certain franchise of games, this game carves out it's own identity in the genre and shows how good the genre can be when made with care and attention to detail

I still have no idea what I'm doing, but it's fun at least.

Japan has anthropomorphised cats, turtles, the immortal phoenix, teacups, snakes, frogs, racoons, guns, video game consoles, the grim reaper, poop, aliens, snails, squids, foxes, swords, battleships and other navalcraft, and now tanks. What's next, are they going to do soda cans next?

Wait, they already have.

My favorite game of all time is now unplayable. While I would very much like to play it, it seems like it is no longer economically viable to do so. It's a shame that the broken state of this game will be Valve's legacy

EDIT: Now that a lot of the bots have been banned, I can play the game and I am having a blast.

Some say that you should try to appease everyone as the leader of a country. I gave them all the middle finger and it had the same effect. Either way, someone is going to assassinate you.

Video games really do affect an indiviuals behavior, we need to ban them.
On another note, I really am swimming in cash from all the banks I've robbed due to the influence of this game.

The president of 'Murica killing aliens and driving fancy cars while killing aliens. The only thing that would make it better would be more aliens. Did I mention there's aliens?

Great small game that gives you an appreciation of the fact that you can walk freely in this world without the void coming behind you and swallowing everything that you love up.

Do not play this game while on the toilet, it's rude hog the bathroom.
On another note, stop knocking, I'll be out in a sec.

Do not play on a laptop, else you will be tempted to pick it up and throw it across the room when RNG is not in your favor.
On another note, anyone got a spare 600 dollars they want to donate? I want to play this game again.