Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
ㅤ* Pete goes for a job on a building site as an odd-job man. The foreman asks him what he can do. "I can do anything" says Pete. "Can you make tea?" asks the foreman. "Sure, yes", replies Pete. "I can make a great cup of tea." "Can you drive a forklift?" asks the foreman, "Good grief!" replies Pete. "How big is the teapot?"
ㅤ* If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe

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