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Sent a request because of the rcbot2 plugin for Dystopia. Best regards!
(accidentaly found ya lol)
my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory
i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it
my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only
my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me
my significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am.
mad counters by Sukablyatmagister666
don't trust anyone, not even yourself
"as the stars have foretold us, as our ancestors warned us, a Best Girl is coming" they say with hushed tones of respect and adoration.
The coming of a Best Girl is no laughing matter, entire wars have been fought for this, enitre continents disappear deep into the ocean because of them, but when one does...life begins anew in the heart of the suffering, gifts of the skies come to the praying, the world becomes slightly more 2d.
To this day, I, Eliahu, a certified Best Girlogist, as someone who has lived centuries, and sustains himself on the ripples within the electro-energetic continuum caused by their coming, can confirm, with uttermost certainity:
Silver II ✔
Silver III ✔
Silver IV ✔
Master Silver ✔
Elite Master Silver ✔
Golden Nova I ✔
Golden Nova II ✔
Golden Nova III ✔
Gold Nova Master ✔
Master Guardian I ✔
Master Guardian II ✔
Elite Master Guardian ✘
Distinguished Master Guardian ✘
Legendary Eagle ✘
Legendary Eagle Master ✘
Supreme Master First Class ✘
Global Elite ✘