Recent reviews by poop holster

GOTY easy

game good, but wait a few days for cpu bottleneck fix.

tarkov without the brain damage

Good game, its just tarkov but without the 75 years of memorization of ammo types. Take the crybaby reviews with a grain of salt... Half these bad reviews are from people who suck or aren't used to this type of game... I see many complaints of crashes and performance issues but I have not ran into a singular one so far.

Edit 6/12/22: They just released a hotfix to create more fair matchmaking and to reduce squads matchmaking with solos to help with that issue a lot of solos have.

This games insane....

Skill based matchmaking has ruined this game.... it is based solely off whether u live or die.... not to mention it doesnt even work consistently seeing as u get insane killers with horrendous teammates. You play with ♥♥♥♥ teammates who get u killed, so your elo goes down, which makes u play w/ even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates that kill u even more, so your elo goes down even more........... just a never ending loop because BHVR thinks its important to implement SBMM into a game where the whole community advises against it. Dont play this game, its a waste of your time and money at this point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY9YakZtcwY

This dlc includes bosses that turn the game into a platforming pile of ♥♥♥♥... dont waste your money. Makes it play like a clunky mobile game......

my wife left me and took the kids

games kinda cool

This game is literally the length of a demo, beat the story in 5 minutes. Survival portion is lacking with only 1 dangerous species of insect. Just buy the forest, it’s cheaper and has more than 5 minutes of content.