Well I guess you came here cuz you were curious.

Let me tell you a little secret that tuned my life upside down
!'d like to take a minute and go 'Pew Pew'!
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Dust 2.

In west Pakistan born and raised
On the battlefield was where I spent most of my days
Chilling' out, in TDM', relaxing' all cool
And all shooti'g some CT's outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Starting' makin'g trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one MM and my mom said it would not do
She said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Dust 2.

I whistled for an evac and when it came near
He was a squeaker, and and called me a queer.
If anything I can say this MM wont be cobble,
So I figured now I wont have to toggle.

I pulled up to A Site with about 20 sec on the clock
And I pulled out my trusty old glock.
I looked at my kingdom, left and right
I really do hope this will be a good fight.