Recent reviews by CosmicOceanExpress

wen Sekiro 2

I've known profits, seen profits you people will never see, I've been to Eclipsed Titan and back!

I've stood on the back deck of a Company ship bound for the Mansion with sweat in my eyes; watched my fellow profiteers parkour on the edge of countless railings...

I've felt Circuit Bees in my hair, desperate to get back and seen a Forest Keeper consume all my friends and disappear.

I've seen it; I've felt it!

My loyalty to the Company is only matched by desire to leave the Company, but I'm a profiteer. I know the Company will keep rewarding me with moments that will all be lost...like tears in rain.

Playing as Wilfred Laurier is interesting, but always results in a game that is like a simulation of the extremely dull irl history of Canada with respect to world politics.

To counter this, make sure you are always first to declare war. Nobody expects the Canadian Inquisition.