You don’t belong on my field. You’re just here so I have something to dismantle. You're a joke. A highlight-chasing, ball-chasing, ego-fueled moron who thinks mechanics alone make you great. You're not great. You're predictable. You’re one of those players who thinks flip resets make you unstoppable. Cute. I’ll let you go for one-just so I can counterattack while you’re midair. You think your speed matters? That’s funny. You’re just making it easier for me to bait you. You think you're smart? You don't even know why you're losing yet. I don’t just beat players like you—I embarrass you. I let you think you're in control, then strip that illusion away until you're just another broken, boost-starved ♥♥♥♥♥ flailing around the field. I don’t need to be mechanical. I don’t need to be fast. I just need you to exist—because your stupidity fuels my victories. Try harder. Try to outplay me. The more effort you put in, the more satisfying it is when I rip you apart.

Lucky you. The most powerful being on the planet took time out of his day to sign your guestbook. You're welcome.

Signed by VNCE <3

Signed by Faith :>

Signed by Spyro

signed by rizzy