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Well, hello there, you beautiful creature, you.

Yes, you! You creature of incomprehensible perfection!

How are you doing today? I hope you're doing well. But if not, that's okay too. I wish you well and I hope you feel better soon. Because you are wonderful and amazing in your own right and you deserve to feel good.

Oh, and while we're on the topic of “feeling good”, I would just like to say that you make me feel good. Because your presence has brightened my day and I would just like to thank you so much for being here and being you.

Now before I get too far ahead of myself, I should probably introduce myself first. So, without further ado; hello there, it's a pleasure to meet you. I am ᴛʜᴇ SMiTHYKiNNS™, and you, of course, are just amazing!

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❝ 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦. ❞
— ᴛʜᴇ SMiTHYKiNNS™

Stable build. Last updated: 17/02/25

Pronouns: ʀᴀʙ/ʙɪᴛ.
ᴶᴷ· ᵃᵈᵈʳᵉˢˢ ᵐᵉ ʰᵒʷᵉᵛᵉʳ ʸᵒᵘ'ᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉ·

Ask me about my character. I’m writing a novella about it!

Born Down Under™, but live life Up Over.

I know your eyes are up there, but it's not my fault 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 are at crotch level.

I’ve had a little too much Mooncake. I’m 𝘊𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘗𝘰𝘬!

The Myers-Briggs personality test is stupid. But for those who want to know...

I'm always ❝𝘸𝘦𝘵❞.
ᵉʷ· ˢᵒᵍᵍʸ ᵇᵘⁿⁿʸ·

What can I say? I’m a slut
···ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᶦᵗᶜʰᵉⁿ·

Semi-polyamorous. Open to the idea of multiple partners and open relationships.

In a committed, open, long-distance relationship,
with this little Mexiᴄᴜɴᴛ! [x.com] (ɴsꜰᴡ warning).
ᴘ.s. ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ.
Advances welcomed. I have lots of love to give!

Public schooling survivor of over 16,000 hours.

❝ 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦. ❞

Whether it's c o c k or tail, I'll serve it.

Can I interest you in some ❝ 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘵 ❞?

Dress me up like a maid and I’ll dust your junk.

Fluent in sarcasm, sass and wit.
Innuendos, double entendres and puns.
Studying English ⁺²⁵ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ·

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