Iguana marinade:
1/2 cup white vinegar
1/2 cup lime juice
1 tbsp salt
1 tbsp pepper
Iguana Curry
Saut curry leaves and cinnamon leaves in oil 1 minute
Next add 1/2 yellow onion
2 tbsp curry powder
5 cloves of garlic
1 in grated ginger
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
1 tbsp paprika
Cook for 3 minutes
Next add 1/2 cup sliced tomatoes
2lbs iguana meat( tail/leg)
1 red chili pepper
Combine then add 1/2 cup cocoa milk
Simmer 1 hour and serve

Vertraut diesem Mann nicht, er ist hier, um gegen einen Level-15-Standardritter zu kämpfen!

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+rep dorkatron

-rep doesn't like apples

post this rat

This man is here to duel a lvl 15 default knight!!!

-rep your a fat stenchmaxxing morbidly obese 25 year old who sits on his ass all day moderating Mordhau RDM server. Get a job. Get a life. Go outside for once please I beg of you lose some weight you pig you disgusting creature its time to shower.

thanks mouse prob the worst comment ive ever received :)

+ rep handsome stoner gamer with chill vibes and fun stories

based

hello vro❤

this man probably owns a mtn. dew xbox +rep

I'M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

i know what you did derk

can i tear your arms off

+rep borrowed me his lambo (he has more cars)

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁MORDHAU
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Swing Manipulation
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀└📁P0rn
⠀⠀└ ass rape
⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is full

training Request:
Hours: 1000
Strengths: Swing Manipulation, Ghost Stabs, Slow and Smooth
Weakness: Footwork, Reading.

Additional Info: Looking for someone with at least 2.5k Hours, I have a good understanding of Footwork, swing manip, true neutrals, and a great deal of adaptability when dealing with various playstyles. Hard reads on an opponent who is capable of true neutrals or extended swing manip is a big weakness of mine, aka, someone who can extend a drag via cucumbers etc. If anyone is willing to share their knowledge, ill be playing mord till the servers truly die. I'm also interested in the hidden comp servers, where most Elite players reside, any info would be greatly appreciated.

-rep

i'm #abled

into chatgpt

stg i typed that ♥♥♥♥ with my fingers lmfao

chat gpt

Hello Derkatron,

I am writing this email in hopes of receiving some sort of "training" from you. You said in your text message to comment on your profile, acting like im writing an email asking for training. I really hope I wrote this comment in email form, as I do not want you to murder my innocent family.

Please get back to me as soon as possible and confirm you have defused the bomb in my house and garage.. and dog house outside... (oh also my 3 different mega mansions)

Also, if possible, could you please refrain from threatening to blow up the white house again? i saw they put your name on some list? i dont really know... something about not being able to fly commercially ever again? Also, you will have "House cleaners" who will check your house for any explosives you are working on..

Respectfully,

NA bear (Greatest Mordhau Player To Ever Exist. GMPTEE)

((i handtyped all of this))

GET AWAY FROM ME

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+rep dek

hey derkatron, i just came from stupidtown. they said you were the founder. thats crazy!

chubby bunny challenge winner

Hello,

My in-game name is BladeSoul, and I'm a Mordhau player with around 500 hours of playtime looking to improve my skills in dueling and team fights.

Strengths:

Decent understanding of basic mechanics
Can perform basic drags and accels
Comfortable with multiple weapon types
Weaknesses:

Inconsistent performance in duels
Struggle with advanced techniques like chambering
Need improvement in footwork and positioning in fights
I'm particularly interested in learning more about advanced techniques like drags, accels, and chambering. I'm also looking to improve my overall game sense and decision-making in fights.

I'm available for training sessions on weekdays after 6 PM and weekends anytime. Please let me know if you have availability and what the next steps are to schedule a training session.

Thank you!

based pfp mr. derek

cutie

bro got 60 hours on steam the last 2 weeks and 90 minutes on cyberpunk....

he unfriended me and i will never mentally recover from that...

+rep x+2 into kick

derk why are you a toxic ass

-rep fat

wash the dishes

Mordhau Savant +rep

I will not take my meds

+rep pro

+rep super nice and is good at funny sword game