Dear Sand,
We’ve received your list of questions and are happy (well, mostly) to provide answers:

- 3 inches? Yeah, that’s definitely pint-sized. You might wanna book surgery ASAP before anyone else notices.

- A loose condom? Oh no, buddy. That’s not a size issue—it’s a you issue. XS? Hah, nice try.

- Even at 3 inches, technically, someone might still enjoy themselves. But if they’re not, well, maybe consider brushing up on... other skills.

- No, you’re not allowed a prostate exam just because you think it’s cool. You're not even old enough. Stop asking.

- Finding yourself attracted to the same sex? That’s some kind of "signal," sure. You figure out the rest.

- No, a “penis pump” won’t solve your issues. It’s not a bicycle tire.

If you think your performance issues are due to “stress,” you’re only half-right. The other half is lack of talent.
Sincerely,
The National Urology Society
P.S. Maybe keep some things to yourself next time?

sahi h

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+rep his fart smella

español: pon esto en mi perfil y hare lo mismo ♥♥♥ el tuyo
english:
put this in my profile and I will put the same but in your language
RU:поместите это в мой профиль, и я сделаю то же самое, но на вашем языке

+rep un capo buena persona y un pro B)
-rep hacker hdp
-rep chiteas para estar en aguila malo de mierda
-rep denuncienlo chitero asqueroso
-rep wallhack y aimbot
DEJA DE CHITEAR
MALO DE MIERDA NO SALIS DE AGUILA SIN CHEATS
+rep dios ♥♥♥ deagle
+rep marche onte tap B)
+buen compañero, medio pony no me quiere agregar :((
DIOS QUE PEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
meyern de 14
deja de jugar un segundo y desactiva el osiris.dll forro

In the name of Allah, the most gracious, the most merciful.
﷽