Recent reviews by P i x e l

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Update: Tried playing the game again on February 2nd. Got connected to a lobby with other people & managed to ready up for the game, however, when the game started loading, the loading screen never progressed. After waiting for about 15 minutes I thought it might have been some kind of bug so I decided to try restarting the game to see if I could access a game this time.

After pressing space bar on the first screen where it says 'Press the space key to continue', the game didn't react. I tried pressing space bar again. Tried a bunch of other mouse- and keyboard keys after that. Nothing worked. I couldn't even get past the first screen this time. After 10 minutes of trying I decided to just quit.

I regret to say that I still can't recommend this game because of the reasons above.

Review originally written: 18 dec 2016
Date of this update: 24 feb 2018

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Update: Thought after a long time of not playing, I would give this game a try again. Unfortunately I can't say anything improved with the whole joining games system. Am absolutely UNABLE to join ANY game on my own or with friends (game either throws me or my friend out of the lobby and back to main menu).
Sad to see no improvement in this. Writing an AI system would definitely help.

Review originally written: 18 dec 2016
Date of this update: 13 nov 2017

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I love this game, I honestly do.
However, in its current state I cannot recommend it.

Joining games and actually getting a game started is near to impossible, especially when not playing with (enough) friends. The waiting time before getting into a game is immensely long, which takes away the desire to even play. If I even get into a game, I blame it on sheer luck.

I appreciate how the devs are constantly working on new content for the players, however I think the players would appreciate it more if the devs would focus on the bugs for now. There's a lot of basic things that need to be fixed before any new content should be made.

For example, writing an AI would be grand, so you don't necessarily NEED a certain amount of players to start a game. There are many other things that need attention, but currently it feels like the devs care more about pushing in new content instead of fixing the main issues.

I will update this if my mentioned issues in this review improve.

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I was in the Alpha and Beta of Evolve when it was still hyped. I paid 50 bucks to buy this game because I thought it was so good (based on expierence from playing the Alpha and Beta releases).

However, when the game came out for everyone to play, the changes that had been made to it just ruined everything. The powers were unbalanced, the monster classes (aside from the original Goliath) were WAY too overpowered, which made the game horrible and even unfair to play. The matchmaking could take eternities, and eventually everyone just stopped playing it because they got so dissapointed with the original release.

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Recently, Evolve became Evolve Stage 2 and became free-to-play. I was pretty annoyed because obviously I paid 50 bucks for this game :P However, I tried it out again, after months of not playing it. It looks to me as if the devs listened to the critique made earlier. Evolve is back to how I'm used to it, and the changes have improved.

At first I thought theb free-to-play was unfair towards early access players who paid for the original game, however they made it up with lots of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, characters, and badges.

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I am happy to say that I like to play Evolve again.

Thanks for giving me back my faith, devs :)

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Bought Morphopolis in the Art Appreciation pack a while back. No regrets !

Finally got around to trying it out and I am not dissapointed !
A relaxing atmosphere, challenging puzzles, and of course, stunning art.
I really enjoyed playing through this game, even though some might find it a little short.

Definitely worth it, especially for the price. With the summersale on top of it right now
(price €0,24), I want to say you're underpaying for such a beautiful expierence.

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Another update for Steam awards: If you haven't bought this game at this point yet, what are you doing?

Update: I had to update a review for the Steam Awards, and after nearly 400 hours of playing, I can still say with confidence that Rocket League is definitely still one of my favourite games <3 So worth it :)

This is the best game to play with friends asdfghjkl BUY IT

Awesome strategy game !

10/10 would help make 2D art again.

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I don't easily give a game a bad review. But man. This..?
I can't even say anything positive about this.

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The game is completely and utterly BROKEN. I tried joining and restarting the game several times, however, this didn't keep my character from walking on his own :-)

Furthermore, even without this handicap, this game is UNPLAYABLE. I saw multiple bugs and glitches. Such as zombies not taking damage / Being able to eat food multiple times / Zombies turning into trees / Zombies walking into the corner of a room, then suddenly dying out of nowhere, I can go on, but don't feel like even wasting the time.

When I died and waited a few minutes to respawn, the game crashed and gave me a crash report, telling me it would be great if I sent that to the developer of the game. I have better advice for the developer of this game: STOP.

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In conclusion I deeply REGRET paying 2 cents for this, and paying another 2 cents to gift it to a friend as well. Buying a Steam emoticon would have been much more rewarding.

Don't buy this game.

[NOTE: If anything, this game is good for earning your money back by selling the cards it drops for more than you paid for the game, hooray.]

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I received Don't Starve Together from a friend as a gift. When I started playing with my friends I instantly loved it, from the cute and unique art style to the mechanics in the game. It's awesome how different characters have different abilities.
I recently bought Don't Starve [original game] to explore more of the game, since Don't Starve Together still doesn't have all the game content added.

Alltogether, I would definitely recommend this game for a fun time with your friends :3

I've never made it past winter.
Winter is freaking hard, yo.
10/10

Catgirl Harem Simulator 2015

+ Pretty long story
+ The art is lovely and well done
+ Boob bounciness adjuster +1
+ All achievements without effort
+ Chocola goes in heat
+ Vanilla goes in heat

- No path or dialogue choices in storyline anywhere


I took about 80+ screenshots.
10/10 would screenshot pantyshots again.

Neko Catgirl Pet Simulator 2015

+ Unlock all achievements within 10 min
+ Cute Neko's everywhere
+ Press P
+ Epic ricebowl catching
+ Sniffing masters bed
+ Bathing scene

- F*ck Shigure, she annoys me for some reason
- You have to spend several hours in the game after completing it bc you won't have all the card drops by the time you are done playing the first time around :P


Vanilla is the cutest Neko ♥
10/10 would pet again

Yet Another Zombie Defense, or YAZD for short, is an awesome game in my opinion ! It's a great way to kill some time too, or see how long you can survive. The challenge of collecting all the achievements is fun !

Played this with a friend and we had a blast trying to figure out how to build the perfect defense, lasting as long as possible in endless mode, & getting all the achievements.