Recent reviews by Captain Climax!

Silent Hill meets Killer 7 through a super gay bubblegum pop lens with PS1-era graphics and insane boss music.

Divine.

Raptor pen containment failure are the new deathtrap rollercoasters

Incredible base game with unrivaled level and monster design, coupled with a thriving mod community that's getting to be 25 years old now. This title should be in everyone's library

Some of the most polished and accessible multiplayer I've ever experienced. Within minutes, new players will start to feel like the twisted lovechild of Ronaldino and Mad Max.

I uninstalled it as soon as I started getting desktop popups in regards to their anti-cheat measure. Way too intrusive. Good riddance.

I was walking with 2 of my "IRL" friends, and 3 guys we had met online and buddied up with. Walking down a road, we were suddenly under fire from what seemed like all directions. No one had to say it, but everyone simultaneously blurted out something along the lines of "Oh, $#%@, &*^@ing run!!" and we all scattered in different directions. 3 of my comrades went down, but I had managed to outflank our assailants, grab the rifle off a fallen comrade, and bring the 2 rogues down.

I was shaking. I could hardly breathe. I actually had to get up and leave from my computer for a little bit. Battlefield 4 can get your heart racing. Amnesia makes you jump and definitely gets you breathing heavy. I have never before played a game where a sudden firefight makes me feel like every bone and organ is literally trying to physically escape from my body. And it never fails.

The game is currently broken as hell and is in a barely-playable state. 70 hours in and I can't get enough.