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We can be friends for future games ^_^
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✅✅✅+REP Have a nice day !
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💯True💯 Dat boi is irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you boi!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Bois👪 who give you 💦waddups💦 Or never get called ☁️o ♥♥♥♥!☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no waddups for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're dat boi!☁️💦 5 back: you're dat bois kitten😽👼💦 10+back:o ♥♥♥♥ waddup!
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⣹⣿⣿⣿⡗⣾⡟⡜⣵⠃⣴⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢸⠘⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢱⠄⠨⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⢁⣾⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⡎⠐⠒⠚⠛⠛⠿⢧⠄⠄⢠⣼
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠿⢸⡿⠭⠭⢽⣿⣿⣿⢂⣿⠃⣤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡾
⣼⠏⣿⡏⠄⠄⢠⣤⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣟⣾⣾⣼⣿⠒⠄⠄⠄⡠⣴⡄⢠⣿⣵
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⣧⢻⣿⣷⣧⢻⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⣀⣀⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠂⠄⠄
⢹⣼⣿⣿⣿⣧⡻⣿⣿⣇⣴⣿⣿⣿⣷⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⠄⠄⠄
⣼⡟⡟⣿⢸⣿⣿⣝⢿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠄⡀⡀
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠄⠄⡀⠈⠂⣀⠄⢀⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⣀⠐⢀⣸⣷⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
>Says its not a crime if you're 37
>To make me feel better Momma buys 3 boxes of tendies for me to feast upon
>No good boy points necessary - feelsgoodman
>Soon after doritos and mtn dew breakfast feel rumbly in my tummy
>Tendies O'CLOCK
>Dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ didnt cook tendies for me what do i let her live with me for
>Try turn on all oven knobs just smells of gas
>Put all boxes in microwave slap random buttons until comes up with 4:20
>Screech "SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY" and giggle till beep
>Tendies not crispy like mommas but still taste OK
>Put ten stars on goodboy chart for learning to cook
>2 hours later, tummy ache
>Have to poop
>Have to puke
>Grab to piss bottles, take off jammies and ready at both end
>Note to self
>Add another start to chart
>Pooping and puking continues for another hours
>Not enough bottle to hold it
>Have great idea, roll to bathroom
>Since losing ten pounds of liquid feel much more spritely. Don't even need to use inhaler half way
>Get in tub, sit there with 3DS
>Continue to ♥♥♥♥ and puke whilst playing pokemon sun
>Wait for momma
>Make another note to add point to chart
>11am next day, hear jingle of Momma keys, Momma's home
>Too tired to REEEEE, wait for ♥♥♥♥♥ to find me
>Violently gags when finds me in tub full of half-digested tendies
>tell momma how clever i was only puking and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alittle bit in room
>"am i a good boy momma?"
>Too choked up with tears of pride to respond
>I was so grown up on my own
MFW Momma never wants to leave me again because im her special boy
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
DO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNOW WHAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF ♥♥♥♥ WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE ♥♥♥♥♥ OF A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A ♥♥♥♥♥, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥