Recent reviews by slorbin

IMSIMS ARE BACK BABY

made a cheese house

good n hard

Mmm... I'm a big Nerial fan, and this had some pretty cool ideas and I was really looking forward to seeing how the story went. The problem is, the story 'didn't' went. Nothing was explained and it rather abruptly ended.

Sure, leaving a little mystery - like Daniel Mullins' titles - for the player to interpret and dig around for is nice. But... This doesn't provide 'enough' to actually rummage around in.

Compared to Nerial's previous title, "Card Shark", it falls flat on its face in both gameplay and story.

Fun and cool concept but uh.. Really unclear on what to do unless you're an actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wizard

man the creators of this game have a pretty big vore fetish they should probably get checked out

this is the worst yakuza game. like it's real bad. blockuza. the remaster itself is nice but that doesn't change the fact that the base game is bad. all the substories are boring, the main story is a slog, the combat is pure garbage and the side activities are extremely few. they cant all be winners

it's alright. the big problem with it is that at some point there just ceases to be level design and it's just random cubes with no clear indicator of where to go or what to do. it's smooth and worth a try. worth a 100 percent complete? ehh...

Game is basically completely unplayable without an octagon or square-gated fight stick. Probably some of the worst controls of a video game I've ever played without one

This game needs a big red ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ label saying 'VERY BAD CONTROLS DO NOT BUY UNLESS YOU HAVE A FIGHT STICK SURROUNDED BY A SHAPE. It's real bad.

IF you have one, the story and gameplay might be pretty good- I like the premise and I love room-style games like this but I feel like they should emphasize that it was designed FOR an arcade stick and not gontroller.

Originally, my review said it needs a save and quit thing mid mission - But really? You don't REALLY need it, there's so many accessibility options and the game autosaves every like 15 minutes max (when you cross into a new junction that you won't lose THAT much. It's not really as big a hassle as anyone's making it out to be.

Game's really fun! Good car gameplay. I like how you can change the game settings to make it hard or as easy as you want - Personally, I didn't like the fortnite storm of death closing in from 'sticking around' in one map too long so I changed it.

One of my only complaints really is that I feel like there should've been more 'legit' ways to get all the accessibility options out of the way - like, research node for the auto-car heal (that wasn't really weak) when you get back to the garage, research node for the autorefill gas and battery, research note for a way to force a junction to have perpetual stability- stuff like that.

Story's nice and the customization's pretty good too. Definitely try it.