Recent reviews by Sleepy Taylor

Great if you forget to turn off your pc once in a while.

Started the game, the game proceeded to not let me close app in any way.
alt f4, trying to open task man, and the windows button all didn't work.
There was no option in the menu to close to desktop.

♥♥♥♥ this game.

♥♥♥♥ Ubisoft and ♥♥♥♥ their launcher you are FORCED to use.
Steam shouldn't allow ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ companies like these cucks to force people onto their launchers. WHAT'S THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POINT IN BUYING IT ON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STEAM THEN!?!?!?!?!?!?

Bought the game in 2018, to just find out it's a copy paste of the stick of truth.
Finally decided to give this trash game by an even more trash publisher another chance, just to be greeted with a demand for an activation key. Something I never got from steam.

Now I have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worthless game pushed out by an even more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ company,

I will never touch another game with ubisoft's ♥♥♥♥ name smeared across it.

This game is hot ass.
Edit. After beating the game and submitting to downloading the mod to make the game functional, I can confirm my previous statement is still correct. Don't buy this game. The story is on the level of a garbage Hollywood action film with terrible plot-holes, trash one-liners, pointless cut-scenes, all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun fights. Not to mention you stop someone from robbing the casinos, just for you to help a survivor steal money from the casinos...
This isn't even touching on the myriad of terrible gameplay issues.
You can legit just jump through zombies, fov is locked to 43, skateboarding/motorcycles handle like complete ass and bikes tilt your camera for some god awful reason. Balance is trash, chuck literally floats in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ air. this game is an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke of a game.
Just play DR1. It is a million times better even with it's flaws.
I'm not saying this as some old school elitist, I literally player DR1 for the first time like 2 weeks before buying and suffering through DR2.
"BUT BUT SHOOTING WHILE WALKING!!!!!!!!!"
except you can ONLY shoot GUNS while walking. Anything else that requires aiming? yeah your ass is standing still. want to walk and box zombies? eat a ♥♥♥♥. want to walk and shoot your flamethrower? you're playing the wrong game jackass.
I don't know how anyone can say with a straight face "this is the best game in the franchise". What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke.
I could go on for HOURS about how ♥♥♥♥ this game is.

No ultrawide support, I don't want two big black bars.
The fov constantly resets, so I'm constantly changing it.
Very obvious Raven didn't try that hard on this port.
Some parts of the game feel very clunky, like knifing in zombies.
Zombies on solo does not have a pause button.
Oh how could I forgot about the supply drops.
They are inbeeded into this game.
Get your friends to watch you open drops so they can get free experience?
No. More like get kids to watch people open "cool stuff" and intise them to buy supply drops when cod points come to the game. You are insane if you think the cod points aren't comming.
Also we all know weapons are comming to supply drops. There are many obvious, iconic weapons missing. They will be added to supply drops.
I was going to deal with the supply drops (because I don't waste my money on that garbage) if the port wasn't crap, but it is.
Getting my money back.