The year is 2029.
Society is in shackles, resources are so scarce some countries have completely collapsed and no longer retain any form of government. We never heeded his warnings, never paid mind to the true threat that was growing stronger every day right under our noses. One bottle at a time, Eric “Badlands” Booker had been chugging the world every day and only now did we truly realize just how far his agenda went. Some have accepted this must be our world's fate, to be completely chugged "quick thru a staw w/o burp!", which has truly divided the world. I know not what the end of this year will bring, but every day I hear the rumbling of the earth quaking in terror before the belches of a god, knowing yet another city has fallen. If anyone manages to hear this warning, make sure you subscribe to Badlands Chugs before it is too late, for everything rests on your shoulders now to appease him.

Merry Christmas

Whats up Otar?