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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:11am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:57am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:32am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:20pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:48am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:09am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:16am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:03am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:07am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:32am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:52am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:21pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:58am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:58am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:10am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:27am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:19pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:29am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:48am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:15am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:15am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:15am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:58am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:05am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:41am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:52am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:55am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:57am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:10am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:41am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:25am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:35am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:58am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:43am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:58am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:00am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:35am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:08am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:54pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:09am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:00am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:43am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:19pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:29am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:03am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:32am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:07am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:08am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:09am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:11am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:33am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:46pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:46pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:27am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:39pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:58am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:10am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:05pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:42am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:54pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:04am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:39pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:26am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:15am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:26am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:58am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:33am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:02am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:24pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:32am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:33am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:45am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:36am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:04pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:13pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:07pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:33am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:06am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:22am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:50am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:46am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:28pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:38pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:15pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:48am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:35am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:53am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:19pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:51am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:06pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:30pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:59pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:48am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:37am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:26pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:19pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:26pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:30pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:12pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:18pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:20pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:43pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:44pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:58pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:50am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:17pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:59am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:45am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:56am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:49am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:35pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:40pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:15pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:19pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:45pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:51pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:15am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:55am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:53pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:53pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:40pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:41pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:16am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:21am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:38am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:32am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:07am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:08am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:53am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:39pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:25am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:59am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:50am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:26am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:54am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:17am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:45am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:23pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:38pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:46pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:12pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:43pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:47pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:44pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:12pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:13pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:13pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:16pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:22pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:26pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:22pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:25pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:54pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:56pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:15am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:43am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:22pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:15pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:35am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:37am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:35pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:35pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:15pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:21pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:50pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:15pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:17pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:20pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:45pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:45pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:48pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:27pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:28pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:28pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:52am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:58am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:32am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:13pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:25pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:47pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:12pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:22pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:38pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:34am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:16am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:56am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:16pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:46pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:20pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:08pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:22pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:15pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:17pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:20pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:47pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:14pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:15pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:17pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:17pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:27pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:31pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:58pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:08pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:20am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:01am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:43pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:48pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:58pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:16pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:00pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:04pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:17pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:20pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:45pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:53pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:15pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:17pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:17pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:27pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:31pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:59pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:59pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:24pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:07pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:30pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:25pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:58pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:02pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:00pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:17pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:33pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:34pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:33pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:41pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:42pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:54am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:02am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:37am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:53am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:19pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:14pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:17pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:59pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:06pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:48pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:59pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:30am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:32am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:15pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:33pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:15pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:17pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:17pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:18pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:28pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:31pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:59pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:59pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:06pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:06pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:32pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:32pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:17pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:18pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:31pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:31pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:00pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:10pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:11pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:30pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:32pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:35pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:57am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:59am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:39pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:58pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:58pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:18pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:18pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:41pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:29am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:52am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:45pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:36pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:24pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:24pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:43am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:38am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:27pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:27pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:30am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:30am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:19am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:19am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:02pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:32pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:29pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:31pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:00pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:02pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:06pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:32pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:35pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:45pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:00am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:32am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:32am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:32am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:52am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:13pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:43pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:16pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:28pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:59pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:30pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:44pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:32am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:48am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:49pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:32am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:29pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:46am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:06pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:35am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:38am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:08am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:19pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:16pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:59pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:09pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:00am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:32am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:21pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:55am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:33pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:55am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:17am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:29am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:04am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:46am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:53am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:32am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:42am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:47am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:45pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:44pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:09pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:02pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:05pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:30pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:32pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:32pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:31am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:57am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:00am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:32am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:32am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:48am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:19am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:32am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:39am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:47am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:30pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:31am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:31am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:57am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:00am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:19am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:43am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:48am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:19am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:19am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:32am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:05am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:18pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:16pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:17pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:30pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:09pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:57am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:47am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:10am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:05pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:31am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:14pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:00pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:46pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:54pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:19am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:01am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:58am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:04am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:54am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:11am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:22pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:43pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:30pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:01pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:20pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:56am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:32am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:47am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:31am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:15pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:05pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:42am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:35pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:31am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:17am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:31am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:43am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:48am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:19am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:19am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:32am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:10am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:10am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:48pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:57am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:01am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:46am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:58am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:46pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:01pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:59pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:06pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:38pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:01am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:32am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:18am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:16pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:12pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:42am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:17am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:31am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:31am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:46am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:17am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:32am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:10am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:10am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:45pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:58pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked