I recently had the distinct pleasure of acquiring a property in Egypt. And i must say, the process is rather uncomplicated by local standards. What they do for you, in a manner that is both thoroughly efficent and almost ceremonius, is simply hand over the property itself.

Good heavens, good sir, might i employ you to calm yourself for but a moment, here you are sat idly toying with whatever trinket you found, and it's becoming most vexing, Prey could you not take a brief respect and cease with this restless fidgety *eye of rah*