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418.7 hrs on record (410.5 hrs at review time)
-Play for 300 hours
-Demolish a walking mountain in first few hours
-Steam roll exploding flying lion
-Rip storm dragon a new one
-Kill a Zombie Dragon
-Clown on an adapting Newborn demi-god slated to destroy the world.
-Be basically an apex predator, a god slayer.
-Get ass handed to by nuclear pickle
-Cry
-Purchase DLC
-Get styled upon by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angry monkey
-Quit

10/10
Posted 7 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
793.7 hrs on record (606.1 hrs at review time)
I bought this game a while ago, got a couple of hours in it.

I wanted to save my review for when Journeys end released.

I fought a single boss for a week.

I regret not a single minute I spent playing this. It was, and always will be, the best damned game in my book.

Thank you Re-Logic for blessing the world with this masterpiece.
Posted 26 May, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record
Would be able to give this game a review, however I find it ever so frustrating to find any matches in South Africa.

Whether this is due to a lack of players or matchmaking issues, I'm not sure, but I can't recommend a game I can't play.
Posted 26 May, 2020.
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