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B.A.D.A.S.S. music
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IT IS A PLACE OF UNTOLD SUFFERING WHICH YOU WILL ALL ENDURE! THE GREAT SEVEN MOUTHED BEAST MAR'FUNGOLAX WAITS FOR YOU! SPIDERS OF ENAMEL WILL BUILD NEW WOMBS FOR THEIR YOUNG INSIDE YOUR TEETH! MEAT BUGS WILL INFEST YOUR MUSCLE! TUNNELING AND BORING INTO YOUR IMMORTAL FORM TO CREATE THE UPMOST AGONY. THEY WILL BUILD AND BIRTH GENERATIONS BENEATH YOUR SKIN! THOUSANDS OF YEARS WILL PASS AND THE HOLES IN YOUR FLESH WILL ONLY BE BORED DEEPER! SPIRES OF DEATH CODED IN P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦I⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦S⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦S S⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦H⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦I⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦T AND THE WORST INSECTS YOU CAN IMAGINE ALL SCRATCHING AT THE BLOOD RED SKYLINE. YOU WILL THE AWAIT THE RETURN OF GOD BUT YOU SHALL ONLY NO THE INSECTIAL VOID OF SHAMALU AND THE GREAT R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦AP⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦IN⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦G PIT OF GRAKATOSH! YOUR MEAT WILL BEAR HARVEST TO THE GREAT PIG FATTY. YOU WILL KNOW ONLY AND LIVE ONLY TO PROVIDE THE ETERNAL HOG MORE MEAT COVERED IN SO MUCH FILTH AND ROT.
FIRST YOU ARE DROPPED IN THE FOREST OF HUMA WHERE YOU ARE GREETED BY THE OLD TIMBER ONE! HIS ROOTS SHALL BORE WITHIN YOU AND TOUCH YOUR SOUL! IT WILL BE IMMENSELY PAINFUL! THERE HE WILL JUDGE YOU! THEIR EXIST FOURTEEN REGIONS ON THE INFESTED PLAINS OF MEAT! WE USUALLY SEND NEW ARRIVALS TO GRAGUSH' MAKALETH THE GREAT BARREN STINK WASTE. IT IS A PLACE OF FOUL ODORS, GREAT SADNESS AND CARNIVOROUS HOUSEPLANTS THAT BARK. IT IS ALSO THE PLACE OF THE TINY BLACK MONKEY MEN WHO LOVE TO R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦E NEW ARRIVALS BUT AVOID THE OLD BLOOD DUE TO THE FACT MANY OF OUR OLDEST ONES HAVE CONTRACTED EVERY HELLSPAWN PARASITE KNOWN TO US AND ARE LITERAL WALKING, WEEPING PUS BLANKETS DRAPED OVER A SKELETAL SHEET WHICH ALSO IS INFECTED WITH MORE PARASITES. BONE PARASITIC INFECTIONS ARE THE MOST COMMON AS IT IS YAHWEHS WISH TO CAUSE THE MOST PAIN TO THEM.⁦⁦⁦⁦
DID I MENTION YOU ARE R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦ED, ALOT. I MEAN YOU HEAR ABOUT DEMONS R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦PI⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦NG YOU DOWN HERE BUT WHAT WE GOT GOING ON ITS.. ITS JUST RIDICULOUS DUDE. SEE A TREE? R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦AP⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦ED! WALKING TO THE SUFFERING CAVES OF WEEPING? R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦PE⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦D! CRYING OUT FOR GOD? R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦E⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦D. RA⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦E⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦D BY FIRE, R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦ED BY PARSITES. INPREGNANTED WITH PARASITIC FIRE THAT ONCE YOU GIVE BIRTH THROUGH YOUR PENAL CANAL GUESS WHAT? THATS RIGHT BUDDY IT R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦ES YOU. LEANING AGAINST A TREE? THEY'LL R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦PE YA.
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