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⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀Are you winning son?
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⠀⡇
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⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇
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⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀ ⠀⡇⠀
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-rep, made me sit on the balcony to eat my durian :'(

+rep, burps really seductively

At first glance, Tom Nook is a simple small-business-owner-slash-raccoon. He wears an argyle sweater vest and mumbles the end of his phrases sometimes. He has two large adult sons (or nephews?), Timmy and Tommy, who are twins — we think. But what you absolutely need to know about Tom Nook is that he wants his money. Now. Pocket Camp has brought on an entirely new crop of Animal Crossing fans that might not be familiar with earlier iterations of Tom Nook, whose presence is less overt in the mobile version. To backtrack, in other Animal Crossing games, Nook cheerfully provides the player with an interest-free loan to get settled into town. It sounds great, except the player ends up indebted to — and working for — Tom Nook to help pay off the loan he gave them. Capitalism. In Animal Crossing: New Leaf, the game amps up Nook’s robber baron persona by giving him a monopoly over the town’s real estate industry. [1/2]

When your player arrives in town, Nook is the only businessanimal who can sell you property. Conveniently, you can purchase items that’ll allow you to earn money (e.g. fishing rod, shovel) from Tom Nook’s family store, Nookling Junction. Do you see how this works? Do you see who’s supposed to win? “I think he’s so much more insidious than the average “capitalist shill” villain,” Animal Crossing fan Kendall tells Inverse. “There’s a lot of darkness behind that apron. Why does he have a uniform in my size the second I arrive in town? Was he following me? Did he know I had no money to my name and he routinely takes advantage of desperate poor transients?” The questions go on an on — and as far as we know, remain unanswered. But we know for sure that this seemingly harmless raccoon is in fact an evil capitalist villain. [2/2]

You need to stop being gobby you little gremlin. You are already blacklisted by me and if you continue I will make sure that you are blacklisted from every UK org. You're a disgrace of a human and deserve to have every future opportunity sabotaged

waiting for bumbelina

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omnom

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Report this low scrub

Your matchmaking experience will be significantly affected because the Trust Factor of SAD SK3L3T4L is substantially lower than yours.

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The worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player I have ever played with dodge while you have the chance.

The worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player I have ever played with dodge while you have the chance.

Call him a Jew and tilt him into oblivion

+rep cool guy and very good cs go player

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Praise the Sun.
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+rep ive seen him get 60 kills

+rep

+rep, english bastard but still a nice lad.

+rep nice trader ^^

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˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* ℭhristmas ★ 。*
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.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛* ˛.*。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .
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All my best wishes and happiness to you this Christmas!
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+rep adopted kid.

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<3

+rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ supreme, still ♥♥♥♥

+rep good trader

♥♥♥♥♥♥' Looms bands... innit mate...