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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:33am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 10:20am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 10:59am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 10:02am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:31am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 8:52am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 7:11am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:31am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 11:23am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 6:29am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:13am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 6:13am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 11:23am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 10:55am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 11:30am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 7:11am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 8:52am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 7:14am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 12:20pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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