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┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ \\('0')// ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
ಠ_ಠ bob...
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The tables.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER !
>I loved Ogre Magi so much, I played him every game
>I pray to the RNG Gods every night before bed, thanking him for the multi-casts I've been given
>"Ogre is love" I say; "Ogre is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Ogre Magi
>I called him a noob
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed
>Suddenly, a warmth
>It's Ogre Magi
>He whispers into my ear "This is my fountain."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Ogre Magi
>He double-penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Ogre Magi
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I want to please Ogre Magi
>He roars in a mighty roar as he ignites my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Ogre Magi looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now"
>Ogre Magi leaves through my window
>Ogre is love. Ogre is life.