Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của Salvation (laotian)

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg10, 2017 @ 1:25pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:50pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:18pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg10, 2017 @ 12:04pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:22pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 7:11pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 8:04pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg10, 2017 @ 12:01pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg11, 2017 @ 5:48pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg11, 2017 @ 9:25pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg11, 2017 @ 2:03pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg11, 2017 @ 6:17pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg10, 2017 @ 12:01pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg11, 2017 @ 10:29am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg11, 2017 @ 9:24pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg11, 2017 @ 5:51pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Mở khóa vào 10 Thg11, 2017 @ 2:15pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Mở khóa vào 10 Thg11, 2017 @ 2:20pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:35pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg11, 2017 @ 3:29pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg11, 2017 @ 8:58pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg11, 2017 @ 9:32pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg11, 2017 @ 7:00pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg11, 2017 @ 10:19am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg11, 2017 @ 6:31pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:12pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 10 Thg11, 2017 @ 2:08pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg11, 2017 @ 6:50pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg11, 2017 @ 5:32pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg11, 2017 @ 5:34pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg11, 2017 @ 6:31pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:18pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg11, 2017 @ 5:44pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:17pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg11, 2017 @ 5:35pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg11, 2017 @ 11:57am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg11, 2017 @ 6:37pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg10, 2017 @ 1:43pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 7:13pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 8:07pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:09pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:15pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:00pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 7:16pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg11, 2017 @ 3:55pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg11, 2017 @ 10:22am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:49pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:59pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg11, 2017 @ 9:59am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg11, 2017 @ 9:53am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg11, 2017 @ 5:53pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg11, 2017 @ 5:16pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg11, 2017 @ 6:18pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg11, 2017 @ 3:41pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

20 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

19 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

6 / 10

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