Hello children, I'm here to tell you a story. They told me if I tell you a story they will let me go. I don't trust them but it's not like I have any other choices. I guess I could just not tell a story but it's not like it's that hard so I might as well. I don't even know why they brought me here, do you guys know why you're here? I thought so. How long have you been here? Wow, that's crazy. Well they just brought me in yesterday and I'm already feeling the effects of this place. I can only imagine how you feel. You know what, I'm gonna see if I can just count this as a story right, I told you they brought me in yesterday, that's technically a story right? Do you even want a story? I would guess that you just want to get out of here. Yeah? Do you know if they are listening? Well I hope not. Let's plan an escape. What do you know about the layout of this facility? Big huh? Oh boy. Well, have any of you seen the sunlight outside from like a window or door? Wait wait wait, hold on... What do you mean you don't know what that is? The sun. Do you just not know english or are you not... human? Well I guess talking to you isn't going to reveal any information. You don't know anything. I'm out of here. *sunglasses down* *spaceship breaks wall behind* *long extending bridge to cockpit* *automated turrets gun down the kids that try to hop on* Sayonara suckers! I'm off to troll more kids in more galaxies. I was never captured, I'm not a weakling like you.