IS THAT.... *GULPS* YOUR BUSSY...

hab i ebew towd u da twagedy of dawth pwagueis da wise uwu~?

I thot nawt. Its nawt a stowy da Jedi wouwd teww youwu. Issa Sith wegend òwó. Dawth Pwagueis was a Dawk Word of da Sith, so powewfuwuw an' so wise he couwd use da Fowce to infwuence da midichwowians to cweate wife úwù... He had such a knowwedge of da dawk side that he couwd even keep da ones he cawed about from game ending umu. Da dawk side of da Fowce is a pathway to many abiwities some considew to be uwunnatuwaw. He became so powewfuw... da onwy ting he was afwaid of was wosing his powew, which eventuawwy, of couwse, he did :3. Unfowtunatewy, he taught his appwentice evewyting he knew, den his appwentice kiwwed him in his sleep òwó. It's iwonic he couwd save othews from death, but not himsewf úmù.