Recent reviews by Simpleton216

The frequency in which somethings break down is painfully realistic to what happens in an aging facility. 10/10 would refurbish a power generator again *cries*.

The tutorial taught me that if you aren't overheating, then you aren't trying hard enough. The warning sound of my impending death is what makes me feel alive. I have become numb to the fire of my car as it explodes. There is no pain, only speed.

Also shoutout to the guy who put the boost pad on the hairpin in the mines. 10/10 meme.

This game makes me moist on levels I didn't know were possible.

Loot boxes and "ski passes".

Steep is cheaper with more content. Lol.

Its one of those games thats only fun if you:

1. Have a good group to play with.

2. Have $10,000 to burn on the game and buy p2w stuff.

3. Really don't care about the end game.

The Devs are currently rebuilding pvp and it seems like every week half the abilities are nerfed while the other half are buffed.

World Bosses are annoying to do now as you can no longer do multiple bosses in one spawn (server switching as well as PVP on the entire server are disbled during bosses as of 5-30-18).

Server issues on the North American server were fixed after the publisher switched providers.

Its not a great game, but not a bad game. Node Wars are fun and there are groups that enjoy lifeskilling as well.

I only paid $5 for the game and although the p2w stuff is annoying, its honestly not that bad... Except for pets, it would be nice to get free pets more than twice a year.

Burnout 3 Crash Mode with more explosions.

*Basically a puzzel game where you try to get payback on traffic after ebing stuck on 495 for several hours.

Its like Hydro Thunder combined with Sled Storm.

Paid off the national debt and was assassinated by liberals because weed wasn't legal.

10/10 would die again.

10/10 Would hit Stardog in the face again.

No updates for months and the devs are silent.